Here’s Sophie Monk in some staged bikini pictures in the ocean the other day. It seems that almost every good picture I’ve ever seen of Sophie is staged somehow, like she’s got her very own photographer working for her. Not that I’m complaining, my crotch is very pleased to be given this bikini gift, she probably let’s some paparazzi rub himself up against her from time to time so that she can control what pics hit the interweb. Lucky bastard.
