This has got to stop! Scarlett Johansson is a hot piece of ass and should show it off in sexy outfits. Here she is at opening night of Arthur Miller’s ‘A View From The Bridge‘ in an outfit you’d expect to see worn at the senior center not on a Hollywood celebrity. Seriously, my grandmother had a couch made out of this shit, but the couch even looked hotter. The way it used to just sit there in the living room next to a couple of bowls of stale mints.
